No… holdupholdupholdup.

See, because you wrote “ugly shoes” and I was like “uh huh, sure sure,” picturing some square-toed, bad-leather monstrosity, or maybe raggedy-ass 10-year old sneakers.

But then… what the actual hell??

Girl, that’s not even “ugly” footwear. That’s “loony tunes” footwear to the nth degree.

You dodged a bullet of full-blown crazy, I’m sure.